According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the only way to appease the
Gods and have the volcanic fires stop is to deliver a human sacrifice.
The sacrificial human must be pushed into the fires coming from the top of
the great mountain volcano.
According to long tradition, that sacrifice needs to be a celebrated
AND wondrous leader who was born in Hawaii.
Former President Barack Obama quickly announced he was actually born
in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.